the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
My dog, Ginger, is a strange mixture of smart and dumb.
She figured out that if she was outside and she was quite we would reward her with treats, so she stayed outside and was quite for about an hour.
But during that time she apparently never peed, so when we left for an hour and a half she had to pee in the house.
She’s athletic, and does what I like to think of as doggy parkuor; she banks off of the couch in order to make quick turns, and she likes to jump over the arm of the couch instead of just going around it.
But then this evening she was lounging on the bed and stretched too far and slid off.
Every morning she comes into my room to wake me up so I’ll feed her.
But she does this by jumping on my bed and snuggling with me.
Fortunately she’s really cute so we forgive her when she’s dumb.
Psychologists Laura R. Ramsey and Tiffany Hoyt in new study
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut