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songscloset:

copperbadge:

villainny:

bead-bead:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

I have chocolate.

As you wish.

I can cook.

I’ll make cookies.

"What is it about modern conservatism that demands there always be not just a threat, but an existential threat? It’s not enough that Saddam Hussein was a vicious dictator, he also had to be just years away from unleashing a “mushroom cloud” upon us all. It’s not just that there was a temporary rise in the number of undocumented minors crossing our borders, we had to have people like Rep. Louie Gohmert explain to us why this was going to somehow result in the end of American civilization. And those kids probably had Ebola. And they were probably Muslims. Reforming health care was going to lead to a dystopian future in which you would appear before a government panel that decided whether you lived or died. Putin is an evil mastermind who has his eyes not just on Crimea or even Ukraine, but on most of Europe if we do not send in our own tanks, or talk much more angrily, or do some other unspecified something. Everything is the immediate precursor to Armageddon, every day, all the time."

beingliberal:

On Wednesday, September 17th, 2014 Scots might actually scream “FREEDOM” like a “millionaire, Australian, anti-Semite on horseback”…  There are many serious publications on the Web on the topic, but if you are an American, knowing Scotland as a birthplace of Shrek and whisky you will be better of  watching this video...

And YES, Unicorn is the official, national animal of Scotland

Some say that this video on YouTube is blocked to viewers in United (still) Kingdom - here is an alternative (bonus: comments)

kitrona:

daybeams:

If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.

OMG. So true. :(

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

Finding ways to escape the 90+ degrees F heatwave that are wheelchair accessible and dog friendly is not easy.

copperbadge:

hopenight:

fieldbears:

x

someone please hold him

copperbadge needs to an RDJ Advises with this. Or just needs to know about it. 

"It’s okay to cry sometimes, Chris. Weddings. Oscar wins. The births of your children, especially good hair days."

"Thank you for validating my mortifying admissions, Robert."

"Are you going to cry right now?"

"No!"

"Because you’re having a pretty good hair day, I wouldn’t blame you."

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

"The NFL needs to join the rest of Americans in the 21st century. It is about right and wrong."

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

for-science-sake:

The Sea Angel (Gymnosomata) Is a group of sea slug that grow no larger than 5cm. These obscure little creatures are found in a wide range of habitats from polar to tropical regions of the sea. 

thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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People also call them puppies 

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HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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WHAT

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HELLL

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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”